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I had no real purpose at ASR. Lurking and "blogging," I suppose. Basically, I just walked around and snapped photos of the most important things there are in life (girls, partying, skateboarding and shenanigans) throughout out the weekend and am presenting them to you here and now, because you obviously have too much time on your hands and need something to read.

First off, if you wanna meet chicks at ASR, you gotta have steez. I think this "sock over the shoe" thing is part of the new Hyphy movement out of NorCal.

Once you got your steez down, look for a chick who suits your taste. Like this one here, sporting the "slutty bride" look. 

Or maybe you like a gal who just got back from buying an ASR kit at the local mall.

You might be one of those dudes that thinks being a sensitive art fag will get you chicks. If so, copy this photo and send it to your girl and tell her it made you think of her and so you took it for her at the trade show...

 But chances are, while you are outta town she's already hooking up with a guy who looks like this...

Then there's overwhelmingly common "OC aspiring porno girls." On their way to being strippers or D-list porn stars.
"Check out our Frankenstein boots!" they say. Surprisingly, despite collecting checks to be "hot" at ASR all weekend, these girls pretty much have Frankenstein faces too. But hey, that's what the dim lighting in the strip club is for, right?
 

Looks like some of the Metal Mulisha girls are getting a bit chunky. But hey, different strokes for different folks. Perhaps you are a fan of the "lower body tragedy," or LBT as I like to refer to it. 

Can't really hate on this one. Sorry. This girl's bikini is painted on her body and she was hot. Although I'm not sure she's the type of gal that likes a guy with a sock on the outside of his shoe. Actually, I bet she's into chicks and they all had one big body finger painting party before the show. 

Basically, you wanna find a girl who is already drinking midday like this. it totally increases your chances of scoring.
 

Bill Weiss is obviously a genius. We should ask him how he got to play twister with two girls in painted on bikinis.

Bill Weiss is obviously a genius, part 2. 

If you see something like this going on, you can bet there's fun to be had... 

Sometimes you show up 15 minutes before last call at some party in a club full of meatheads with gel in their hair and waxed chests and gotta quadruple fist to numb the pain.

Then you end up with a photo like this and can say" "Insert sexual innuendo here."

After he bar closes at 1:30 am.  A sink full of shitty beer is the answer to all your problems. hopefully by the time you are lookin' at this you already got the girl back to your room. if not, there's always next year. Good luck!