The apartment I'm moving out of today was the epitome of suck. When we moved in 8 months ago, they told me I had to buy a fridge. I did, and now that I'm moving out, I thought I'd be the homie and hook up the next tenant so that they didn't have to go through all the same bullshit as me. The landlord doesn't appreciate my generosity however, and has decided to charge me 200 dollars for removing the fridge, even though the next tenant said he wants the fucking thing!

That my friends, is some stupid shit.

Anyways, if you ever find yourself in a pickle of similar nature, throw your trash up on Craigslist. You can have someone at your house with a god damned truck and dolly in under 10 minutes to pick up everything you never wanted, along with an endless sea of emails to last you the rest of the week. God bless the internetz.