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ATTN Losers

There is still hope!

Ice Ice

Big ups to Danny from Alphanumeric for sending me this lulz worthy reminder of myself in 11th grade. No I'm not Spencer Fujimoto, I'm the Vanilla Ice looking fellow who is... Studying him? This was 1999 during Alpha 1.0...

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong

Laird got drunk this weekend... Nothing new. During a regular bout of nightlife in North Park, a stumbling Laird and I left one bar for another just blocks away. It was around 1:30am, so there were plenty of people in the streets with abnormal blood/alcohol levels, but Laird was certainly placing in the top ten.

Not uncommon on nights like this, is the occasional run in with a drunken soldier on the streets, or group of drunken soldiers for that matter. They're sometimes bummed that they aren't in the presence of women, and feel the need to drunkenly talk shit from across the street for no reason whatsoever. One should never take anything said in these situations to the heart, and in my opinion, it's best to continue on your journey without pursuing interaction.

First of all, let me point out that I've never really been into a physical altercation. I beat up this dude one time in highschool, but later learned he was retarded, so I don't really count that.

Laird is more inviting to this type of behavior however. I learned this when we were yelled at from across University Avenue by Sgt Slaughter and the rest of the Metal Militia. Seeing as there were only 2 of us to counter the 8 of them, I figured it wiser to leave them be. Laird couldn't do that though. He immediately flipped the bird, and told them to come visit the other side of the street for an assured neck snapping. I then reminded Laird, the trained MMA fighter that their army out numbered us by 400 percent and that he was too drunk to walk straight, let alone throw blows. He promised me that he was confident in his decision to offer beat downs to the soldiers, and that I should get my camera out and ready for when the show started.

No more than 10 seconds later, and as I was turning my camera on to capture the glory of Lairds drunken shadow boxing, Laird was on the ground bleeding, pleading for mercy, and offering apologies to all 8 of our countries defenders. The soldiers reminded Laird that it's impolite to talk shit from across the street, and that he should be more careful about his decisions. Laird thanked them for their time and for the bloody reminder that he is a mortal being. We then walked to Lairds pad, where he punched several holes in his wall, and vowed to take revenge on them, and me, for not jumping in and getting my ass beat as well. I ate a piece of toast and went to sleep. The end.

Moving Day

The apartment I'm moving out of today was the epitome of suck. When we moved in 8 months ago, they told me I had to buy a fridge. I did, and now that I'm moving out, I thought I'd be the homie and hook up the next tenant so that they didn't have to go through all the same bullshit as me. The landlord doesn't appreciate my generosity however, and has decided to charge me 200 dollars for removing the fridge, even though the next tenant said he wants the fucking thing!

That my friends, is some stupid shit.

Anyways, if you ever find yourself in a pickle of similar nature, throw your trash up on Craigslist. You can have someone at your house with a god damned truck and dolly in under 10 minutes to pick up everything you never wanted, along with an endless sea of emails to last you the rest of the week. God bless the internetz.

LULZ

First and foremost, let me say that I am no Ryan Sheckler hater. I think he's just swell. As a matter of fact, I'de be happy to parallel the life of Mike to the Life Of Ryan in a couple areas. This ad however just so happened to achieve perfect scores on all aspects of clownability, thus receiving official LULZ for the week.

Life Savers

Having skated in San Diego for almost 13 years, It's amazing that I never made it over to Carlsbad Highschool to skate the infamous gap. I finally got a chance to peep it on Saturday and promised everyone I would ollie it, even though I'm completely unqualified to do so. Lucky for me, the pigs came and quite possibly saved my life...

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  [Ruk Staar] Posted:

  about 9 hours ago

  I was in a book store when I saw that sheckler Ad, I started laughing so hard all the college kids thought I was insane and all his "adoring" fans thought I was a hater. meh.
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  goldberg Posted:

  5/4/2008 5:05 AM

  "Rollin with Jesus" watch it user video
  would like to know what you think?
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  brian daley Posted:

  4/20/2008 7:16 AM

  your blogs are funny as fuck
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  hugoblender Posted:

  3/30/2008 1:44 AM

  MIKE ALL WELL AND SO WHY THE JEFFERSON BILL WILL USE THE IMAGES BY OSIRIS THANKS FOR THE OPPORTUNITY THAT YOU HELP HIM TO BE SUBMITTED ITS WORK ON THAT SITE IN VERY GOOD ... ALEXANDRE FATHER OF JEFFERSON BILL MAY BE IN BRAZIL AND HER HOUSE AND THANKS ALEXANDRE
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  hugoblender Posted:

  3/30/2008 1:09 AM

  Hello Mike everything well, I am brother of Jefferson Bill and video you posted on VitalSkate is to take Ok
  
  Hugo Blender
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  Slick Nick Posted:

  3/14/2008 5:06 PM

  dude mini.ramp
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  Niko Posted:

  3/9/2008 5:22 PM

  nice Rick Astley video in the Lakaina news section.
  
  I actually watched the whole thing.
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  jokeydan Posted:

  3/6/2008 10:08 AM

  heyy man when are you goin to start selling vital skate shirts, bumper stickers and the long awaited mike metcalf action fidgure with the kung fu grip?? apparently my questions arent up to par for a grill session!! which is cool but i want some vital goods!! it would be a great way to make some SKRILLA, know what i mean get paid!? what can i do to get a shirt?
  word to the RZA post!
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  timAMERINE Posted:

  3/6/2008 5:29 AM

  you're my hero.