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Interview by Mike Metcalf

Is it true that this is you and your chick’s 6-year anniversary?
It will be true on the 24th of this month.

Have you kissed her yet?
Doy!!!

Have you cheated on her while on tour yet?
No way man. I'm not that dude.

Explain how one might build themselves a home if they were to have 3000 dollars and a hammer handy...
First of all, move to Culver City California. Work construction with Jared Lucas for 6 months to support your skateboarding career, but never get to skate because you work too much. Second, move back to where you came from because you know if you were not born in California, you don't belong there. Third, acquire yourself a grandfather and a father that love you dearly. Then make sure at least one, if not both, know their construction well. Finally, work your butt off for over a month. Now you have your self a house that you have to tear down because the asshole neighbor called the city on you and its not up to code!

Does Jared Lucas get slapped every time you guys go film or was that a one-time thing?
You know what that happens with Jared every once in a while.

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Five best reasons to never move to Arizona?
1-It’s hot
2-You skate the same spots over and over every day
3-It’s hot
4-Bros
5-It’s hot

Best way to pass the time in Arizona besides skateboarding?
Fishing.

Why do people rep AZ so hard when it sucks so badly?
I don't know man? (Yay AZ!)

Last time you threw up and why?
I don't throw up

God, Buddha, Krishna, Allah, Jesus, Zeus, Jehovah or Morpheus?
I’m Catholic... So I'll guess Buddha.

Worst advice you've ever gotten?
Jump down big shit... They will love you for it.

Worst way to blow up in skateboarding?
Jumping down big shit.

Shout outs?
All my Friends, Family, Sponsors. And whoever took the time to read this. Yup you.